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Hi! My name is Tony. I am from Canada. I have a girlfriend. I love my girlfriend. I want to marry her. I want me and her to be a family. I want to be with her, for the rest of my life.
But there is a problem. The problem is her father. Her father is an old man. He is old fashioned.
One day, I woke up in the morning. I jumped out of bed. I put on my best suit. Then I got into my car and drove very, very fast. I drove as fast as a jet. I raced like a pilot. I went all the way to her house. When I arrived at her house, I knocked on her door. I was nervous. I was with my heart in my hand. But I was there because I wanted to ask her father one question.
But, as I said, he is an old fashioned man, so, I was very worried. But I asked him anyway. The question was:  “Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?” In my mind I was thinking: “Say yes, plase say yes!” But his answer was, no!
He said that I would never get his blessing, until the day he died. Then he repeated: “Tough luck my friend but the answer is no!”
 My god! Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too? Why you gotta be so rude.
But I will never give up. I'm gonna marry her anyway. I am going to marry that girl! No matter what he says.  I am going to marry that girl and we'll be a family.
I hate to do this, but he leaves me no choice. I can't live without her.
Love me or hate me we will be both standing at that altar.
Or we will run away, to another galaxy, you know! You know she's in love with me. She will go anywhere I go.
Then I insisted, I asked again: “Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Please say yes. Because I need to know. Don't say I'll never get your blessing till the day you die. Don't be so rude! Please don't be so rude.
 

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