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MY DAUGHTER AND HER BOYFRIEND


Hi! 
I am Mr. Smith. John Smith. I am 65 years old. Yes, I am an old man. Some people say I'm an old fashioned man. I agree. I like traditions. I'm a very conservative man. I think young people nowadays are very irresponsible. I think they have a lot to learn from old people like me. My daughter, for example. I want her to marry Jack. Jack has a brilliant career in business. But she doesn't want him. She wants to be with a guy called Tony. I don't like this Tony. He has a rock and roll band. What kind of future will my daughter have with this guy?

One of this day I heard a knock on my door. I was having dinner with my daughter Julia and Jack. I left the table to answer the door. Guess who was at the door? Yes, Tony. I could see that he was nervous. He asked me the following question... “Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?”
My answer was, no! I told him he would never get my blessing, until the day I died. I also said: “Tough luck my friend but the answer is no!”

My daughter went outside to talk to him. I could hear their talk. He told my daughter: “My god! Why your father's gotta be so rude? Doesn't he know we're human too? Why he's gotta be so rude.
Tony is very bold. He told me...“I'm gonna marry her anyway. I am going to marry this girl! No matter what you say. I am going to marry this girl and we'll be a family. He continued his monologue saying: “I hate to do this, but you leave me no choice. I can't live without her”. “Love me or hate me we will be both standing at that altar. Or we will run away, to another galaxy, you know! You know she's in love with me. She will go anywhere I go”. Then he repeated his question all over again: “Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Please say yes. Because I need to know. Don't say I'll never get your blessing till the day you die. Don't be so rude! Please don't be so rude”.

They are not going to have my blessing. But I know that is not going to make any difference. As I can see they are going to get married anyway.


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